December 24th, West Virginia
The neon lights of a gas station appear out of the snowy fog. As Lorne eases the town car under the 1950’s style metal awning he feels as though he’s entering a snow globe, and if he isn’t careful, someone might shake it.
An attendant in a Santa hat strolls towards him from a frosty hut. When he notices his license plate, he says: “You’ll want to avoid the storm, to be sure. Stay west and travel around Lake Erie.”
Lorne isn’t sure he can trust a man who jingles as he works. Besides, he’s used to going through Pittsburgh. Ohio might as well be the wild west. Lorne is disoriented enough as it is. It’s Christmas Eve.
“I’m supposed to be home by now,” he mutters under his breath.
“Course you are,” replies the attendant, who grows jollier with every gallon of gas he pumps. He replaces the nozzle and pushes a cellophane bag through the window onto Lorne’s lap.
“What’s this?”
“How long it gonna take you to get home?” the man asks.
Lorne looks at the dashboard clock. If he’s lucky, he’ll be back in the Valley by midnight. He stares at the bag. There are a couple cans of Jolt cola, some beef jerky and a Hershey chocolate bar.
“You got a missus?” Sunoco Santa inquires.
“Yeah,” says Lorne.
“Well then take one of these, too,” he tosses a candy cane through the window. “That jerky will make your breath stink for days.”
Would Monica even want to kiss him right now? What on earth was he doing in Lost Creek, West Virginia?
“Merry Christmas, traveler.”
Lorne puts the car in gear and heads north.
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